Well, the moment has finally arrived…The Day the Blogfests Stood Still. The day I became an anarchist and topped the NSA’s list of most dangerous bloggers. The day that Gary Philip Pennick demanded that we not pay attention to him by paying attention to him and throwing a blogfest—but not really a blogfest—an Anti-blogfest. For a list of all the participants, go HERE.
These are blogfests that you wouldn’t want to attend, but somehow one of your friends peer-pressured you into signing up for them anyway:
- The Dead Cat Blogfest: Best uses for a dead cat. Post some of these on Facebook for a change!
- The Warts and All Blogfest: Share the love and show off those disgusting growths that the human body is famous for. We’ll still follow you (NOT).
And one more disgusting “share” for the Warts and All Blogfest. WARNING: Not for the squeamish.
And last, but not least:
- The Speed Dating Blogfest: Forget about eHarmony, Match.com, and Christian Mingle! We have our own Date-a-Blogger Blogfest. Spend ten seconds with each blogger on the link list…read their posts, check out their pictures, and make comments. By the end of an hour, a love connection will have been made. It’s all scientific.
This is what you’re looking for (one or the other…or perhaps both):
This is what you get:
And there’s my contribution to the Blogfests that you MUST join if you want to be a somebody in this world of writing. I’ll be holding a spot for you in all of them.